little-red-ridinghoodie:

when people treat you unkindly, be kind. be kind to everyone, all the time, so when you murder them, leave no clues behind and no one will suspect you.

(Source: goodgirlwhohasntbeencaught, via thediaryofadepressedboy)

jeniffersmiles:

what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs

excuse me I have a question. 

I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT LAST ONE

M

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highmiranda:

dickflavouredsoup:

her eyes were the colour of

OM PLAUGHING SO HARD WHAT

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gothlolita:

if you honestly believe tumblr has taught you more than school in any way and that tumblr is more valuable than education please sit down. heres a glass of water. prepare yourself. youre wrong. yeah. ill give you a minute

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starrysleeper:

trillow:

remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

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theprofoundestofbonds:

bulls-in-the-bbc:

ikea-4-life:

when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like

i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose

I’d also bang him though

him or her

(Source: crawl1ngbacktoyou, via thediaryofadepressedboy)

cinnibunny:

cooljobsdotwand:

*Chokes on a d

elicious slice of pie*

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